Celebrity Gaydar by Resident Fag Hag

Submitted by Trina on Wed, 03/01/2006 - 06:47

Lists

If one in twenty people is gay, and (based on my very rigorously researched generalization) gays (particularly gay men) are better, or at least think they are better, at entertainment, then, um... you know.

This will be updated soon. Parentheticals indicate most likely future life-partner. Please send your suggestions, especially for the "to be determined" true loves.

Also, this list turned out to be all black for some reason.
HERE are the white pages.

01. P. Diddy (Fonsworth Bentley, the dandy umbrella opener)
02. Will Smith (DJ Jazzy Jeff!) & Jada Pinkett-Smith (TBD)
03. Oprah. Oh yeah, and Stedman, too.
04. Whoever that poof who married Star Jones is.
05. Pretty much any man married to a plus-sized female celeb or much-taller-than-him female celeb.
06. Jay-Z (Memphis Bleek)
07. Missy Elliott (Her dream was Aaliyah, of course, which explains why she missed and continues to miss her so much, but possibilities include Tweet and Eva from Top Model)
08. Timbaland (Magoo)
09. Queen Latifah (SO GAY! PLEASE COME OUT!)
10. Kanye West (Himself. Hey! Sucking your own dick is a serious relationship!)

12. Dr. Dre (Eminem)
13. DMX
14. James Avery AKA Uncle Phil [see below comments]
15. Reginald Vel Johnson AKA Carl Winslow

Ohhhh yeahhhhh....

Submitted by booyahbaisse on Wed, 03/01/2006 - 11:20.

So what you're saying is, all black entertainers are gay? Well.. except Denzel, Halle Berry, or Sidney Poitier.

OK, so it's all black entertainers are gay OR have won an Oscar. Makes sense to me.

Uncle Phil

Submitted by booyahbaisse on Mon, 03/20/2006 - 19:34.

James Avery, who played Uncle Phil on "The Fresh Prince..." seems quite likely to be homosexual. [On a separate note - he also was the voice of Shredder on the animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.]

yep

Submitted by Trina on Mon, 03/20/2006 - 20:47.

Someone recently did tell me that Uncle Phil is indeed gay.

Shredder

Submitted by Dan on Tue, 03/21/2006 - 01:53.

If no one has said it before, that might just be the best imdb find. ever.

best imdb find?

Submitted by Su on Sun, 04/23/2006 - 23:31.

the writer of "The Tick" ended up writing for "Buffy" and "Firefly". That is weird. Maybe not as good as Shredder, but same ballpark.

same ballpark????

Submitted by wileysanchez on Mon, 04/24/2006 - 04:27.

Uncle Phil is gay? and he is Shredder?

that is a true bombshell.

its like watching Godfather 4, and Michael comes out of the closet... a total and complete shock.

gay?

all i know

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 04/09/2007 - 13:21.

I don't know about the rest, but i do know that Reginald Vel Johnson is definitely gay.

uncle phil

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/30/2008 - 04:16.

Stop lying on people and find yourselves a freaking life. Gosh darn! Can't you people at least dream up a life. Uncle Phil is not Gay. All of you crazy gossiping nuts!!!

Uncle Phil is gay with Carl

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 14:05.

Uncle Phil is gay with Carl Winslow from family matters....that is fact not fiction

Carl and phil arent gay

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 23:11.

Prove to me that they are if they are

fuck yall haters

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 23:15.

what the fuck are u guys yapping about.....????If they are gay give me all the real evidence u stupid dicks

i've been called

Submitted by Trina on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 17:25.

many terrible things, but never a dick. wow.

Uncle Phil

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 09:01.

THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SAY THAT JAMES AVERY IS GAY.. IS JAMES AVERY!!!!!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, AND WON'T UNTIL I HEAR HIM SAY SO HIMSELF. AND IF HE IS, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S HIS LIFE, GET ONE OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So is there proof

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 02:14.

my friend and i were watching family matters and he said that the father Carl aka Reginald VelJohnson is gay but it is all rumors??? Does anyone have proof that him or uncle phil are gay?

here is the proof...

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 00:42.

here is the proof, I have been corresponding with both James Avery ( I call him Big Teddy) and reginald Veljohnson ( I can him Reggie Reggie long and steady) and let me tell you, they are both gay! I have only had sex with on of them, but he said that he has had sex with the other, there we are. There we are, more bullshit added to the trash heap that is the internet!

They Are Not GAY

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 18:43.

These 2 are very close friends of mine and I can surely tell you that these men are far from being GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 01:02.

My friend told me Uncle Phil and Carl Winslow were gay, and I didn't believe it. This just proved that she was wrong. Wow, how rumors fly.

reginald vel johnson

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 22:28.

i get a really strong feeling while watching nick at nite that the portly actor who portrays carl winslow is gay. my gaydar is on course and accurate approximately 99% of the time. that's all for now, have a nice day.

reginald vel johnson's chocolate sausage factory

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 22:35.

reg vel J has a very large chocolate sausage factory, if you know what i mean babe. a very large chocolate sausage factory, very large, way way large. have a nice day, if you know what i mean babe. love, dorothy, blanche, and rose. now is that gay or what? almost as gay as reggie's chocolate sausage baby, you with me now? thanks.

EVERYBODY NEED TO MIND THERE

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 17:38.

EVERYBODY NEED TO MIND THERE BUSINESS AND FIND A DAMN HOBBY!! IF THEY ARE THEN THEY ARE!! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

I thought Uncle Phil and Carl

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 18:06.

I thought Uncle Phil and Carl Winslow made such a great couple. I hope it's true.

ohh..........

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 16:01.

My brother told me Uncle jones and Winslow were gay, and I didn't believe it. This just proved that she was wrong. Wow, how rumors fly.

Thanks

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 15:14.

Gosh darn! Can't you people at least dream up a life. Uncle Phil is not Gay. All of you crazy gossiping nuts!!!

really thankful for

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:50.

It's mostly the usual years-old bangers and decades-old post-punk ish, but now featuring some bangers in Russian. Young Jeezy narrowly beat Elephant Man for MVP on this one.

Game

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 04:50.

Celebrity Gaydar by Resident Fag Hag:Its like watching Godfather 4, and Michael comes out of the closet... a total and complete shock.

There we are, more bullshit

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 02:48.

There we are, more bullshit added to the trash heap that is the internet!

James A and Reggie Vel J

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 13:35.

If the two portly men are gay, then so is Beenie Man, Mavado, Vybez Kartel and Elephant Man. Come on! Bring some real evidence, not heresay or rumour that you slept with one of them. When they come out and say it I'll believe it... not before

i do know that Reginald Vel

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 05:00.

i do know that Reginald Vel Johnson is definitely gay.That was a great informative blog. Thanks for sharing .

Not all black entertainers

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:18.

Not all black entertainers are gay, but this particular list does pick some very famous names. To me, the final clue to a person's gayness level is their magazine subscription: a straight guy will subscribe to IT weekly, and Playboy. But if you're looking at a person subscribing to, mustache aficionado or Men's health, then you need look no further.

reg vel J has a very large

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 09:47.

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