Bloggish: Nonsensical Ramblings of an Incoherent Man

Before I get to the video below, see this. Trust me, it's worth it.

At a recent press conference at Camp David, President Bush discussed a recent federal court decision declaring the NSA's wiretapping program unconstitutional. If you needed further proof that the man has not quit drinking, here it is (stay for the end and Bush's hand-to-the-head-like-a-gun moment as he walks away*):

This comment from Wonkette summed it up much better than I ever could:

Here's a translation of what he actually meant:

"I did not read this. I am not going to read this. I am not going to have anybody read this to me. I forbid my staff and the entire Executive Branch to read this. You can tell by their responses that Attorney General Gonzales and spokesman Tony Snow have already not read it, and I affirm that all of us in this Administration will continue to not read it. This decision does not exist. It is a figment of the imagination of the self-loathing wimp-dog Godless atheist agnostic Muslim terrorist-supporting hippie Commie dope-fiend pinko bedwetter black-loving Al Qaeda liberal business-trashing traitor anti-American socialist pro-abortion gay homosexual Lesbyterian coward media that hates our soldiers. Laura, put the goddam thing down and don't try to explain anything."

*Upon repeat viewing, it was discovered that this was a salute. Close though.