Mel's Back!

Thank God. Apparently Mel accosted a professor of Mayan studies, along with some actual Mayans last night during a talk to film students at Cal State. Epithet of the Year 2006 "sugartits" was sadly not utttered, but the professor was told to "fuck off, lady!" and the Mayans got the sage advice everyone in attendance came to hear as they were escorted out: "Make your own movie!" Ouch. Via (who else?) TMZ