You're All Grown Up Now, Street Cred!


Nirvana's Nevermind is almost 16 years old now, which makes you feel old, right? Now seems to be a good time to check up on our favorite, forever street-cred'd, naked, dollar-fishing baby--- his name's Spencer Eldin and though he just turned 16, he looks like he's still stuck in 1991. Spencer may have grown up and started wearing clothes, but he's still willing to fish for money. He even got himself onto some other unknown band's album cover.

Which makes you wonder what happened to all those other kids of the early 90s rock scene: the Blind Melon Bee Girl? All those kids in the Soul Asylum Runaway Train video?

Speaking of children of 90's rock, maybe it's about time we checked up on Frances Bean, the love child of Kurt and Courtney (who should marry Spencer and form a covers band). She's 15 now and looks shockingly like a small, showered, female version of her dad. She even seems more mature and put-together than her mother. But her father's looks are just about all she's going to get, according to wikipedia:
'Frances is set to inherit "a sweater, a guitar, and the lyrics to '[Smells Like] Teen Spirit'' from her father's possessions. Many other possessions will be sold in an upcoming auction held by Courtney Love."

Shittiest mom ever.

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