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The Week In: Tactical Solicitation -- Echelon Formation

Most people are familiar with the high numbers of working women in Saigon. That is, ladies interested in a certain kind of dalliance (and I'm not talking about the font family buster!) But on recent evening I was strolling the streets of Saigon with a Hawaiian associate, fending off the usual advances when I witnessed something rather incredible. Two motor-bike riding (or wielding) hookers. Now this would have been impressive enough, but following our polite refusals, these girls didn't just motor away. No, instead they did something quite remarkable. Let me invite the reader to examine my hand-drawn account of the scene as it unfolded below.

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Things I Will Not Do Again

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  6. Drink bottled water purchased from a suspicious man, suspiciously close to the river
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Things I Will Not Do Under Any Circumstances

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  4. Consent to receiving a 'milky bath' from anyone, even if they are a certified massage professional
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